My first groupie is a hot filly

My identity must remain a top secret.
My identity must remain a top secret.

Neigh Hey hey! I was going to write about world peace but then I discovered I’ve got my first groupie — a hot chick called Molly!

I can tell, Molly, that you’re interested in the older, more distinguished gentleman horse.

Molly left some of her details in a response to my first blog. At this rate, I’ll have a harem of fillies around here before you know it!

I can’t tell you too much about my breeding, because it’s important that I remain incognito so that I can comment freely on issues of great equine import.

Let’s just say that I’m an anglo-arab and my grandpappy was a very renowned studmeister.

I’ve inherited all his best traits, including rugged good looks and modesty, and I still cut a fine profile, even though gravity is starting to take its toll. I have been likened to an equine version of George Clooney.

I do love a forthright girl! “I am interested in your income stream,” you declared. Rest assured, I am richer than a Big Rich Thing, and have more grain and grass at my country estate than I know what to do with.

I’ve got more than enough food to share with you, but, to be honest, sharing isn’t really my bag – at least not when it comes to food.

If you finally decide that jumping isn’t your thing, you can always hang out with old Geldoff. We’d make a beautiful pair!

I guess we need to come up with one of those names, like Brangelina for Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie.

How about Geldmoll? Hmmmm, not sure that works.

Anyway, before long I’ll be getting into those really big horse issues, such as  … hold on, is that dinner coming?

I’m outta here.

2 thoughts on “My first groupie is a hot filly

  • February 16, 2010 at 7:52 pm

    I am flattered Geldoff, that you call me a filly! I am a more mature mare,I could be compared to an equine elle.
    Although I am not used to this “internet relationship” thing, I think we could get to know eachother better.
    You are a little on the “vertically challenged” side for me, I am 17.2hh, I am not worried by knowing a shorter man (after all, Tom and Katie seem to manage).
    I will be looking forward to some spirited debate with you on issues that affect us, at the moment I am disturbed by some of the more radical training methods that my show jumping colleagues endure.I have already solved the issue of world peace, if only the worlds governments would listen to me. as for living together, I think we could definitely look into it at some time in the future, as long as we can still live our own lives. I am considering some lucrative modelling offers from a few international publications, my agent/manager (ma) is working on the financial side of things for me, this means that I will often be away travelling, would that be a problem for you?
    As for names, I was thinking of Molldoff? what do you think? (I am no prude but really, Geldmoll???)

  • February 24, 2010 at 8:01 pm

    Dahling, where are you?


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